arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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henriksaves:

agent-sarahwalker:

Thank you Broon!!!

LOL at that even being necessary.

henriksaves:

agent-sarahwalker:

Thank you Broon!!!

LOL at that even being necessary.

myfalseparadigm:

If you decide to walk around in underwear and an open flannel you can see yourself straight into my bed.

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lovealexmorgan13:

"Kelley O’Hara starts at left back"

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via notakitchensink)

tenchology:

Renly’s beard appreciation post

you missed one

(Source: matafari, via monoclesmash)

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via ilikeroses)

Cold War au

ohmypreciousgirl:

but consider this: movie in which ming-na wen and lucy liu are spies from rival agencies and they fall in love and have angry sex

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