I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
Should I wear a tie to go see my homophobic and anti-immigration congressman tomorrow or should I behave?
- Me: we're fucked, we're totally fucked
- Me (after 0.3 seconds): WE'RE THE FUCKING BEST TEAM OF THE WORLD